Kick-Ass Tales of Awesome
The Realm of Brohan
With a sweet-ass coast line and slammin’ temperatures, Brohan is the perfect party-realm. And dang, but the Brohirrim know how to party! Every year, loads of buxom honeys go on a huge-ass pilgrimage in the spring to the Spring Breaks, the kick-ass surfing grounds off the Old Spice Islands. Most of the honeys actually stay at Brohan’s capital city Miamedoras, which is nestled sweetly on the coast so it has a bitchin’ view of the Spring Breaks and the honeys. Sweet!
All Brohirrim males are members of one of a number of sects, which are like knightly brotherhoods only for partying and kicking ass. Many Brohir knight gets the idea for a sweet-ass Quest at a brotherhood party. They usually have meaningless names like ZitaGelphaPekka or AlumKilboshPizza, but nobody knows why. When two Brohirrim males meet, they must do the High Five. It is considered incredibly rude to keep a brohir hanging.
Thanks to the bitchin’ temps in Brohan, all the honeys walk around in tiny, triangular items of clothing, barely coverin’ their naughty bits. Allright!